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Hello, I’m happy to be here, supporting women, calling out the bullshit, occasionally catching a live show and landing a deal that benefits us both. My favorite brands are those unknown gems you cross paths with at your local Goodwill or neighborhood Thrift, where Unicorns work the registers and Dreams are Blue-Tagged and 50% off. I’ll see y’all out there in the trenches so grab your Posh-Buddy, stay safe and damnit…make me proud. What I’m Selling: Bob Ross’s original Flowbee, a set of Time-Life Soul of the 70s CDs, a few Republican Senators (their always for sale), a NPR Embossed Snuggy, a scratched Color Me Bad Cd that skips, Vaseline and Tissue (it seriously is just a coincidence), and my soul (disclaimer: there are Pre-existing Liens on it already).