This heather gray Gildan Softstyle tee (size Large) is decked out with a vintage-style skull overlayed with a treasure map and that sacred declaration: GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE. If this shirt had a soundtrack, it'd be Cyndi Lauper with a side of yelling "HEY YOU GUUUUUYS!" Soft and slightly worn-in like your favorite VHS copy, this is perfect for movie buffs, cryptid lovers, or anyone still secretly waiting for their own One-Eyed Willy moment. 🗺️ Whether you're dodging booby traps or just grocery store aisles, do it in Goonie style.