DRASTICALLY REDUCED PRICES! REASONABLE OFFERS ACCEPTED! REASONABLE OFFERS ONLY!

LIMITED TIME OFFER! I AM OPEN TO REASONABLE OFFERS ONLY. NO LOW BALL OFFERS ON ALREADY REDUCED ITEMS. BUNDLE ALL YOUR LIKES FOR AN ADDITIONAL DISCOUNT ON TOP OF THE ALREADY DRASTICALLY REDUCED PRICES. BUNDLE MEANS MORE THAN ONE ITEM! NOT ONE ITEM BUT MULTIPLE ITEMS MAKE A BUNDLE! MOST ITEMS HAVE BEEN HEAVILY REDUCED AND THE PRICE YOU SEE IS THE PRICE YOU PAY! I MUST RAISE FUNDS IMMEDIATELY!