allbirds (allthetime) (ha ha)! Men's size 11 Tree Runners in Marine Blue

TREE RUNNERS in an awesome color and in awesome shape! Currently "gently worn" Allbirds go for 59 to 69 bucks, unless allbirds' website is lying to me. Maybe it is. Maybe I'm just paranoid. Maybe I... Uh maybe I should stop. Maybe... SO: maybe three wears before the spousal got grumpy about "arch support" (OK BOOMER ) and "these damn squishy shoes" and went harrumphing back to his dadcore New Balance sneaks. Don't listen to the grouchy footwear snob I live with; these things are supposed to be really comfy, too! (Imma stick with my chuck taylors, thx). These birdies are clean and have been disinfected. FRANK ZAPPA FANS: NO STINKFOOT HERE! These kicks are sustainable, washable, and definitely wearable! Speaking of wear - some wear on soles (see pics) and some of the "allbirds" logo inside the shoe has rubbed off (obvs no one will notice that). My home is pet-free, child-free, smoke- and 420-free. This doesn't make me superior (actually might make me boring AF) but some people like to know these kind of things. There you have it and I ain't gonna judge anybody - you do you. PS - Spouse is NOT a Boomer but still...