Women’s Pants I Definitely Can’t Wear But You Probably Can – Kirkland L

Look — I’m a dude. These are not my pants. Brand new Kirkland Signature women’s ankle pants, size Large, still sealed like they’re hiding from commitment. Black, stretchy, and apparently designed for everything from brunch to power-walking through Target. I don’t know if they’re for yoga, casual wear, or corporate domination — but they feel like that magical fabric women love: comfortable enough to nap in, classy enough to deny it. If you’re a woman (or a very confident man), grab them before I accidentally gift them to my aunt.