Vintage 80s Nevica Ski Jacket Size 40

Vintage 80's Nevica “Miami Vice on the Matterhorn” ski parka, because nothing says “I absolutely shred” like looking like you just teleported in from a Wham! video shoot in Chamonix. This absolute unit is dipped in that perfect 80s turquoise with gray panels and radioactive pink piping, It’s so bright ski patrol keep trying to rescue you off the black diamond. Pocket game on steroids: Two zip hand-warmer pockets big enough to smuggle in a six-pack Two zip chest pockets for your Walkman and spare cassette of Europe’s “The Final Countdown” Two internal zip pockets (one clearly designed for “totally legal” substances, the other for your Binaca) Secret sunglasses pocket hidden under the chest flap because Oakleys deserve VIP treatment Dedicated ski-pass hanger so you can flex on the lift line without fumbling like a kook Other era-correct flexes: Fully concealable hood that pops out like a Transformer when the wind hits Neck wind damper (aka the “no frostbite turtleneck”) Entrant fabric (Gore-Tex’s cooler Japanese cousin that actually breathes instead of turning you into a walking sauna) Part of the legendary Function 18 microclimate system — basically NASA-level tech so you stay toasty while everyone else is crying frozen tears Basically, this jacket doesn’t just keep you warm, it keeps your entire reputation piping hot. Wear it and immediately gain +50 aura points. One careful owner. Only smells faintly of Drakkar Noir and victory.