Vintage 70s Rochelle California short tan and brown striped cabana robe

Grab your rubber ducky and break out the bubbles, it's tubby time! Short robes are cheeky, and if you have great calves, you should sport them. (I would like to take this opportunity to note that the only robe modeling gentleman to receive milk is the one with facial hair. JS.) If you aren't suave enough to procure a glass of milk, you could channel your inner cousin Eddie and enthrall the neighborhood on your way to fetch the paper. I have another vintage robe in my closet that has a bit more length if you are less into that peek-a-boo game. #monologue #vixisdiggingtheburtreynoldsfeel #cabanacore 🦊 For reference, I am 5’4”, and wear small-med in standard sizing. I wear med-Large in Juniors. I am most comfy in size 6-8 dresses. My chest is full 36C or 36D, my waist is 28-31, and my hips range from 36-40, depending on what a eat that month, and where that sustenance decides to hang out 🤣. 🦊 Please use measurements provided and ask any questions prior to purchasing - I want happy customers! 🦊 I do not trade, and only model select items that I choose. Bundle for discount, and to have one low shipping fee. Happy Poshing!