Vintage 2000s Zinc Suede Leather Platform Loafers, Red, Womens 9.5

Hot for teacher? I had some weird sexy librarian phase a million years ago, and these are from that era (totally 2000s). I wore them twice, and the insane heel height is not for me. They have one little scuff (shown), but are in terrific condition, overall. Also, the little wooden dongle-ball thingies are adorbs. Your pathway to becoming Jessica Rabbit.