Used Cat

Used cat, calico, 6 years old. Up to date on Vax, neutered male. FAT AND LAZY AF!! Loves to eat everything, including ice cream. Horrible personality, insists on being petted while simultaneously ignoring every human within a 100-foot radius. Total A-Hole!!! Named Ozzy (not after Sir Osborne of Black Sabbath fame), his favorite thing is life is to puke on any brand new couch rug or chair. poops a lot too, but only does that in litter box, and occasionally mailboxes. Weight approx 22lbs. Easily fits in the shipping box as shown and ready to go. This cat is Muslim but loves bacon and has a serious cocaine habit. Seller not responsible for mental anguish or physical harm caused by this animal. NO warranty implied or expressed in no shape, form, or fashion. Buyer responsible for all shipping costs. ABSOLUTELY NO RETURNS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!