UNISEX Ugliest XMAS Sweater I ever Saw

Where to begin?? Terrance and Phillip, Stuffed animal monkey on your back, cats with moving eyes, bells that actually jingle, plastic garland and holly or to top it off it actually lights up. No tags but Measurements below. You will win ugliest sweater in this one for sure. Appears XL or XXL Chest 50 Length 26 I am pricing high but all proceeds will be donated to the ASPCA. All offers considered.