Unearthed from the donation dungeon like a cursed relic from 2005, this vintage striped tee is here to wreak a little stylish havoc. Black and red stripes, off-shoulder neckline, silver D-ring at the collar, and dual zipper slits on the sides for that “catch me if you can” finish. Tag reads SERIOUS (because clearly… it is). Form-fitting with some stretch — fits like a modern Medium, but please check measurements to slay accordingly. Flat Measurements: • Pit to pit: 18.5” • Length: 20” Condition: Excellent vintage. No flaws noted. Just waiting to stir up trouble on its next night out.