Too Fast “Witch Throne” Beach Towel–Occult Gothic Chair Design | Oversized Black
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You're not just lounging—you’re ruling.
The Too Fast “Witch Throne” Beach Towel is shaped like a gothic chair & printed w/ an eerie assembly of ghosts, skulls, gems & rebellious energy.
Crafted in plush black microfiber, it’s quick-drying, lightweight & infused w/ the spirit of Too Fast’s anarchist legacy.
Long discontinued & now hard to find, this NWT relic is a collector’s favorite for altwear aficionados & towel witches alike.
🖤 Shape: Throne silhouette w/ occult artwork
📏 Dimensions: Oversized (approx. 72" length)
🧵 Material: 100% Polyester Microfiber
🧼 Condition: NEW
☠️ Brand: Too Fast | Discontinued | Rare
🪑 Gothic throne shape | Printed ghosts, skulls, & gems
✨ Fast-drying microfiber | Machine wash cold / dry low
💎 NWT Deadstock | No longer in production
🌙 Statement piece for beach, bath, or altar
💸$69 💀 Originally $89 | Discontinued
📸 Zoom in—it’s not just a towel. It’s a throne of rebellion stitched in microfiber 💫
🎁 Orders $65+ include your Self-Love Gift Bag
~ Since 2016 ~
🌙 Curated w/ care & shipped w/ sacred intention
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