The Political Zoo by Michael Savage

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO OUR REAL NATIONAL ZOO! The world of politics is filled with uncivilized, snarting, rapacious beasts that devour everything we hold dear. Tired of letting these uncontrolled beasts roam free? New York Times best-seling author Michael Savage brandishes his legendary sharp wit to coral politicians and pundits alike. The Political Zoo puts these beasts in their cages-right where they belong Zookeeper Savage attends to SEN. ROBERT BYRD, WHITE-HOODED RAT (Kracker kombred krookus The only thing in the Senate move in the red than the budget is Senator Byd's neck And the only wise counsel this octogenarian can provide is how to get atubbow grass staves off white sheets MADONNA, RED DODD (Strippus pretention) Dodo that she is Madonna is somed of becoming extinct She keeps evolving to keep from dying and has therefore, faceiced before our very eyes HILLARY CLINTON, LIMBER LEOPARD [Paronista manipulatus] As the queen of her species, this thick-legged pradator is known for her domination of the pack, and her one advantage is being able to change her apots at will DONALD TRUMP, BALDING EAGLE [Mondo condoconvert The Balding Eagle is an overly ambitious and productive crautun, with a mouth avastasits wingspan both of which ceaselessly Nap Join Dr Savage on his examination and dissection of the animalistic kingdom of The Political Zoo Just don't stand too close to the cages.