THE Christmas sweater of ALL Christmas sweaters

Just buy it. Just buy it so I can send it to you, you’ll get it before christmas and every single time you leave the house you WILL (not might, not could, not possibly) you WILL get people stopping you, asking where you got it, taking picture of you while you’re shopping at the mall… HR will tell you it’s not work appropriate buuuuut it’s so funny no one is offended so they’re gonna let it slide. Nana is gonna ask who the kid on your sleeve is. Cousins gonna be like “hEy CaN i TrY tHaT oN!?” And then try to leave with it. 🤣 *unisex*