🎮 Super Mario Bros Die Hard Pixelated Star Tee 🎮

Channel your inner gamer with this iconic tee! It’s perfect for conquering Koopas, collecting coins, and surviving those treacherous pixelated jumps. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a button-mashing newbie, this shirt screams “I’ve got 99 lives, and I’m not afraid to use 'em!” 🌠 Features: Classic Pixelated Star: Remember that invincibility star? The one that made Mario temporarily unstoppable? Well, it’s front and center on this tee, shining brighter than a 1-Up mushroom. Die Hard Attitude: Underneath the star, in bold letters, it proudly declares “Die Hard.” Because let’s face it, Mario doesn’t just jump—he leaps fearlessly into danger, dodges fireballs, and rescues princesses. He’s the John McClane of the Mushroom Kingdom. 🎮 Size: Men’s small (but fits like a power-up mushroom—just right). 🕹️ Condition: Excellent pre-owned condition—no warp pipes, no Bowser encounters, and definitely no Goomba squishing stains. 🎁 Bonus: Wear this tee, and you’ll instantly gain +10 charisma points at any retro gaming convention. Plus, it pairs perfectly with overalls, red caps, and a side-scrolling soundtrack.