Silver Sequin Blazer Jacket 2X | Statement Outerwear Disco Revival Night Out

This blazer does not care about your calendar invite. It will not sit quietly until New Year’s Eve. It will not wait politely in your closet for “the right moment.” The moment is now. The moment is always. • Throw it over jeans and you’re the woman at Trader Joe’s buying one avocado, three bottles of wine, and somehow convincing everyone you’re in town filming a documentary. • You can wear this to Starbucks — with dark skinnies and a latte — as you update your napkin memoir no one asked for titled (Why Am I Like This?) Everyone will assume you’re published. • Add leather pants and you’re delivering a TED Talk on bad decisions and sequins — standing ovation guaranteed. It’s sequined, silver, and fully lined — sturdy enough to make it through a night out, dramatic enough to reflect the strobe lights and your bad decisions. People will ask, “But where would you even wear that?” Easy: school pickup line, the dentist, Costco free-sample circuit. Imagine getting called for jury duty and showing up in this — case dismissed on account of sparkle-induced intimidation. Details • Say What + | Size 2X • Silver sequins | Black lining • Excellent condition Approx. measurements (laid flat): • Bust (pit to pit, doubled): ~52 in • Shoulder to hem: 26 in • Sleeve length: 19 in (3/4 sleeve) • Shoulder seam to seam: ~18 in sequined blazer, disco glam, indie sleaze, maximalist sparkle, Studio 54 energy, downtown cool