Rococo-Inspired Fake Cake – Lavender & Pink Cottagecore Home Accent, Handmade

Ah yes, behold—the cake that isn’t actually cake. It’s the edible-looking imposter that will live rent-free in your guests’ minds and your décor forever. This handcrafted faux dessert is a maximalist’s dream: layer upon layer of hand-piped texture, dripping in pastel drama and unapologetic whimsy. Imagine Marie Antoinette hosting a tea party at your house, spotting this, and declaring, “Oh, finally, something too pretty even for me to eat.” That’s the vibe. Its pastel perfection meets rococo chaos—lavender, baby blue, pink, and white frosting swirls that look dangerously convincing. Item type: Faux decorative cake (non-edible) Materials: lightweight sculpted foam & textured “icing” paint Color palette: lavender, sky blue, blush pink, white Size: approx. 10–12 inches tall, 7-inch base Handmade, one-of-a-kind art display piece Ideal for: photo shoots, party décor, bakery displays, home styling Why You’ll Love It: Because this cake never expires, never melts, and never tempts you into a 2 a.m. sugar binge. It’s a statement piece—equal parts whimsical, camp, and oddly soothing. A perfect conversation starter for your vanity, dessert table, or bookshelf of aesthetic excess. Why I’m Poshing: I have a deep love for objects that confuse the senses—things that make people say, “Wait, is that real?” This faux cake deserves a stage, not a storage shelf. I’m poshing it on so it can go live its best, pastel-filled life somewhere it’ll be admired daily.