Reyn Spooner Men's XL Swim Trunks Shorts Boats Islands Palms 44 X 7 Clean

This isn't vacationwear — it's **a maritime mood stabilizer for apex males.** Reyn Spooner. XL. Covered in boats, islands, and palm trees like a resort brochure **for men who own resorts**. Lightweight poly, 7" inseam, 44" relaxed waist — built for shore leave that ends in mergers. I picked these up while some guy in flip flops and a "Maui Brew Co." hat was fumbling with the drawstring. That's right — **took them straight out of his hands.** Then went and had wasabi-seared tuna at Dorsia, no reservation, no remorse. **Measurements (excellent condition):** Waist: 44" (stretch) Inseam: 7" No fading, no chlorine wear, no weak elastic. Comes from a **smoke-free lair**, not some sand-crusted bottom drawer. These aren't for cannonballs — they're for *buyouts in boardshorts*. Shipped right — **folded smart, sealed tight, shipped with respect.**