Relax, he's BASE jumping. Why would you go there?

Name: Relax, he's BASE jumping. Why would you go there?
Brand: Helix
SKU: 5868602bf09282fe2a040ccd
Price: 55.0 USD
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This shirt is guaranteed to make your lady's friends like you, even if they truly think you're an a$$hole. Who really cares when you look good and you know they're horrible people anyhow.

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skalegi trump or hillary?

Mar 04Reply

mattposh @skalegi I was going to say, "ur mom", but that has been overly used and is under appreciated like... well... your mom. And if you're looking for a comeback, go ask that wonderful woman, because I left plenty on hers. For what it's worth, I always offer a warm towel and a Capri Sun, because I'm a gentleman and genuinely care for her.

Mar 05Reply

mattposh ****Anybody reading this: @skalegi and myself have a friendly game of "Troll" going on. He leaves a low offer and I mirror that offer on an item of his that I want. He leaves a stimulating comment and I mirror that comment, so on and so forth.****

Mar 05Reply