Redesigned Anne Klein Brown and Gold Patterned Cocktail Dress

Once while wearing this dress, I got the best compliment/pickup line ever! and then from the highest heights, they shot themself in the foot/flew too close to the sun/crashed and burned/choose your own metaphor: Them: “You look like you just stepped out of a Fellini film” Me “Thank you. That’s what I was going for.” Them: “You see, Fellini was an Italian film director so that’s a really nice compliment.” Me: 😒