Playboy x Missguided 6 Pale Pink Bunny Logo Hi-Rise Scrunch Booty Bicycle Shorts

GUC, see all pics for condition, built-in sexy 🐰 Playboy x Missguided with care tag removed...I never had occasion to wear or wash them because I'm not a size 6 according to them hahaha oh that's so funny I'm crying it's one thing to come to terms with not being a 4 in Lululemon or, well, anywhere, but a 6 in stretchy ass bicycle shorts? why is the waistband such a struggle point? what are bicycle shorts FOR if not for squeezing your ass into, against all odds, and high-rise for controlling the muffin top? (I haven't ridden a bike in years, I drive a car now, thank you very much) if Hef was still alive, I'd sue his skinny old pasty white ass, and I'd tell him, ya know what? Marilyn Monroe was like a size 12 and she was far too hot for you, more of a woman and a lady than 10 of your HollyMollyPollys or CariMariTeris...or BrendaShmendaKendras omg I have no idea what I'm saying; I made all that up, except I think Marilyn *was truly* like a size 12; I'm writing all this far too late or too early and I should rein it in 🐎 🐴 🎠 👀 omg going to bed 🛌 😅 😳 😀 *** are they pale pink? are they hot beige? a gentle tan hue? see pics, but I'm voting for a creamy pale pinkish, pinkesque *** pre-owned non-smoking pet-friendly household ~ no returns offers welcomed ~ bundle for extra special super secret squishy sequined SAVINGS! ~Jen ☆