Baffle Your Family This Thanksgiving

This Thanksgiving, might I humbly suggest you purchase and display these two primitive, rustic wooden candlestick holders sans candlesticks? Imagine the bafflement of your guests at why you might choose to adorn your tablescape with these, nakedly empty and devoid of candlelight's soft glow. Imagine their confusion when you announce you're "making a statement." Envision the conversation, flowing languidly around this two diminutive (4.25" tall) receptacles, as your guests fumble their way through an impromptu brainstorm of "what you must be thinking" with the presentation of this half-done lighting scheme.