Nine West Gold Glitter Ankle Boot Heel, sz 8, Worn twice

💅 If your outfit is crying for help, these shoes are the rescue mission. 💅 If you’re reading this and thinking “hmm, maybe” — stop. These shoes aren’t for “maybe” energy. They’re for main character, all-eyes-on-me, step-aside peasants energy. If you can’t handle compliments from strangers, people asking where you got them, and your friends secretly hating you for being the stylish one — then do yourself a favor and don’t even try. Stick to your Crocs. Size: 8 (aka the glass slipper for bad b*tches). Condition: Pre-loved but still way out of your league. Price: Basically a steal — but then again, not everyone can afford taste.