Don’t Judge Me, but I bought this jersey in a moment of pure impulsivity. I liked the player, I liked the cut and I loved the comfort. What I didn’t like was discovering that wearing a jersey with the name on the back apparently makes you a target for the self-appointed “real fans.”

You know the type: the Nickys and Lous and Johnny boys who live in their parents basements, rely on Monster Energy drinks and elf bars, thinks they’re hot shit but can only afford the bleachers. They can’t hold steady jobs, but somehow their jersey is a divine summons to right field at any given moment. Anyways, instead of pretending I'm the 10th man, this Aaron Judge home jersey should go to someone whose athletic ability isn’t limited to speed-walking to the concession stand. ✨ DETAILS + FIT
🧵 100% polyester 
🔹 Button-front, tackle-twill graphics, official Yankees home white pinstripes
🔍 approx. 18" pit-to-pit, 25" front length and 26" back length
🫧 Machine washable, built to withstand victory tears, disappointment tears, and spilled beer 
Picked it up at the stadium, wore it lightly, and now I’m releasing it back into the wild where it belongs.