NWT ThinkGeek Illuminated JetBib Feeding System

The Illuminated JetBib from ThinkGeek Labs will revolutionize the lives of pilots trying to make that ever-elusive landing. Let's talk about the upgrades to your plane first. After all, that's what you'll be flying several times a day in an attempt to deliver nutrition to its destination. Gone are the days of the boring silver plane. Enter the Jetliner OmNomNom with its sleek yellow and blue body, ready to transport your delicious deliveries from the land of Gerber. Flashing red lights on the tips of your wings will ensure that the control tower as Gaping Baby Maw sees you coming (although they're not known for compliance there, so don't get your hopes up!). As the ground beneath the Maw shakes, rattles and rolls, the lights on runway 42 illuminate, bright as day, guiding you in for a safe landing. So fly on, brave Parental Pilot, and let the red LEDs of runway 42 guide your way.