NWT "These Are Difficult Times" music tee, size L

How do I know I've gotten pretty good at camouflaging my midlife figure flaws? When a sweet client gifts me a tee! This bit of dark humor for music lovers is brand new, never worn, just too small pour moi. Approximate measurements when laid flat: bust 21", length 30". As always, from a smoke-free and pet-free closet!