Multipurpose Functioning Crown Royal Reusable Bag of Everything

Let me tell you about this bag. This bag can be used as a survival kit, just add a granola bar, water bottle and matches. Tornadoes and bears won't stand a chance. Tie it to your head and it becomes a mask. Roll up a diaper and wad a few wipes up and its a diaper bag. Scoop up dog waste at the park and you have a doggy disposal unit. It even doubles as a glove if things get messy. Add ice and it's a cooler. Throw mismatched socks in and you have a bag of socks. Toss your medicine for the week in and now it's a pill holder. Throw up and it's a barf bag. Add rocks in case you cross the neighborhood bully , now it's self protection, or if you're the bully then now it's a weapon. Toss trash in and it becomes a trash bag. Just add bird seed and you have a bird feeder. Add a bar of soap and you have a personal hygiene kit. The bag even doubles as a washcloth. Throw marbles in and it's a ball sakk. Add coins to make a change purse. Get your bag of usefulness today and thank me later!