Miss Piggy Tee “Bad Bitches Only” | Gildan | Charcoal Gray | Size M | NWOT

Is it technically a Muppets shirt? Yes. Is it also a feminist manifesto disguised as streetwear? Also yes. This charcoal gray graphic tee features three iconic shots of Miss Piggy serving looks, attitude, and “don’t talk to me until I’ve had my oat milk latte” energy. Underneath? A bold pink proclamation: BAD BITCHES ONLY — as if Miss Piggy would let it be anything else. Unapologetically glam, delightfully ironic, and perfect for those days when you’re feeling equal parts glitter and grit. Worn once. Decided it deserved to live on someone who drinks champagne with brunch and means it. Brand: Gildan Condition: Worn once, sass still fully intact Color: Charcoal gray with pink + multicolor graphic Size: M (unisex fit, because feminism is for everyone) Material: Soft cotton blend that says, “I moisturize and mind my business” Style: Crew neck, short sleeve, Piggy-core perfection Why I’m Poshing: I wore it to brunch once. The mimosas hit, the outfit slayed, and now it’s ready for its next baddie.