Miami Windbreaker, purple white yellow orange 1990s

Ladies, we're working with 100% nylon polyester, THE fabric of the 90s. It's purple, it's white, it's gold (marigold? mustard yellow?), and it's day-glo orange. Comes fully equipped with delighfully large side slit pockets. Open, airy kimono sleeves. Yes, this is the craziest windbreaker I have ever seen in my life. It says, "I am ready to be a retired nana powerwalking around my Florida neighborhood." Long sleeves? No way, nana needs wide open fabric so she can pump those arms, but still demurely cover her triceps.