Meet your Posher, Thom

I'm broke just like everyone else. If you want to give me money for a 5 minute Google Meet then I won't stop you. I do not have tags anymore and am in poor to fair condition. No stains but there are a few holes and a crack. I am a boutique item as my parents only had one of me (no twinsies, sorry.) Super rare item! So, stop reading and hock me some money. You know, for the memes or as a weird, definitely-not-narcissistic-self-flex-just-because-you-actually-can-afford-it.