Make me an offer! No reasonable offer refused!

I am cleaning out my closet because I am on a weight loss quest. I want to have to purchase a new wet suit and dry suit for work. Since the pandemic, all of my teaching has gone online so I no longer need fantastic business shoes (I wear my Birkenstocks), skirts, or dresses as I am teaching online via ZOOM and I am fairly certain that after the pandemic this will be the preferred mode of most of the graduate courses I teach. My undergrad courses are lab-based, public outreach, ot field-based,