Make Me An Offer!

Name: Make Me An Offer!
Brand: true love
SKU: 5e332a4d26219fa19bae3fa6
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I realize, of course, sadly, that it _wont_ be Jeff Goldblume handing me a sandwich. But, even without that hunk of burning love, I’m happy to hear from you. If you want, make a bundle and chat with me about the object of desire. I’d like to try and make it happen. If, perchance, you DO have Jeffs number & can set up a date, I’ll give you anything in the shop. I have zero problems with pimping myself out 😂🤣 Love ya peeps! Don’t be shy!

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72 Comments

magpiemaven Uhhhh Hello Jeff....Swooning🤤🤤🤤

Feb 01Reply

kyetaka @magpiemaven LoL *sigh*

Feb 02Reply

huckleberrygirl Uuuuuum-breath-Jeff is so, ummmmm-breath-hunky......sigh......💕

Feb 02Reply

magpiemaven @huckleberrygirl Hahaa! He truly is Breathtaking....❣️😘😘😘

Feb 02Reply

kyetaka @huckleberrygirl I wouldn’t throw him out of bed for eating crackers! 💘🤤

Feb 02Reply

huckleberrygirl @kyetaka Right 🍑💕

Feb 02Reply

kyetaka @huckleberrygirl LoL LoL LoL bring it on home Jeff!

Feb 02Reply

kyetaka @magpiemaven I think it’s because he seems so kind and intelligent. I mean, sure, he’s hot- but oh those eyes!

Feb 02Reply

huckleberrygirl @kyetaka Have you heard the Conan Obrian podcast interview with Jeff? All they did was purr at each other. It was hysterically funny 😄

Feb 02Reply

kyetaka @huckleberrygirl oh no now I know what I’m doing tonight! 🤣😂🤣

Feb 02Reply

huckleberrygirl @kyetaka When I go to your shop, the first “item” I see is Mr. J. G. ❤️ with a delicious food offering for which he will enjoy watching me devour. Not fair & a total distraction- nom 😋 ❤️❤️. Girl, you’ve got my number!😊

Feb 07Reply

kyetaka @huckleberrygirl I’m glad we share a love of Jeff 😍🔥🔥🔥 ...and sandwiches!

Feb 07Reply

teas_n_bees This is adorns!! I'm sure we can stalk Jeff and find his number, getting him to answer and set up date might be another story 🥰❤️💕💞💗

Feb 07Reply

kyetaka @teas_n_bees well, we might be able to get his number, true— but turns out he recently married an Olympic gymnast 20 years his junior... 😟😢😭 I really wish I hadn’t looked that up!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Feb 17Reply

teas_n_bees @kyetaka 😭😭😭😭 Boooooooooo lol Oh well, we can wait 😂😅

Feb 17Reply

ayabobaya @kyetaka You made my day with this listing😆

Feb 19Reply

kyetaka @ayabobaya lol I’m glad! I like opening my closet and seeing his happy face trying to hand me a sandwich 🥪😍🤣

Feb 19Reply

kyetaka @teas_n_bees *sob!*

Feb 19Reply

ayabobaya @kyetaka Love it🤣😍🤣

Feb 19Reply

princessnpirate @kyetaka oh YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY! 😍 I like sandwiches too 🥰

Feb 24Reply

ipollock you have a great closet as well! Happy Monday!🌻🌺🌹

Apr 20Reply

bonniesailer He is pretty darn cool ~ isn’t he!? What a great post! ❤️💞💓❤️💞💓

Apr 22Reply

kyetaka @bonniesailer Hahahaha Jeff will always be my true love LoL 😍🤤

Apr 22Reply

bonniesailer @kyetaka 💗💟😘💟💗

Apr 22Reply

barefootmuse Haha! THIS! So adorable and hilarious! You literally made me LOL! I tell ya, this speaks volumes to your character and sense of humor. You’re my kind of human! I dig ya!

May 25Reply

barefootmuse @huckleberrygirl Ohhh! Now I have to look that up! Woot woot! XoXo Much aloha to you and yours!

May 25Reply

huckleberrygirl @barefootmuse Oh my, you must! You MUST!😍♥️👍

May 25Reply

huckleberrygirl @barefootmuse 🦋❤️ Aloha & ‘oi a me ka hau’oli to you and yours! Be well🌺🌞💕

May 25Reply

barefootmuse @huckleberrygirl I will! Aloha nui loa! Much mahalos! 🌺🤙🏽🌺

May 25Reply

kyetaka @princessnpirate sorry I missed this! In consolation you can come to my house and have a fancy sandwich anytime!!

Jun 25Reply

bbbabe3715 Visiting your magnificent closet is like touring a favorite museum! Everything is divinely sumptuous!💞

Jun 30Reply

kyetaka @bbbabe3715 awww thank you! I try really hard to keep it special!

Jun 30Reply

bbbabe3715 @kyetaka & it most certainly is! you should be a "visual merchandiser" in the fashion trade.

Jun 30Reply

kyetaka @bbbabe3715 you made me laugh because I don’t even know what that is! I’m off to the Internet to look it up!

Jun 30Reply

kyetaka @bbbabe3715 I looked it up— that sounds fab! I want to work for all the little indie brands!

Jun 30Reply

bbbabe3715 @kyetaka lol😘

Jul 01Reply

bbbabe3715 @kyetaka me, too!

Jul 01Reply

yoursecretclose your closet is beautiful

Sep 24Reply

weinswardrobe You have a truly beautiful closet! Thanks for the giggles!

Oct 16Reply

mylovejewelry @kyetaka Hi! Your closet is great. I would like to share your closet to my friends. Mine also looks fabulous! :)

Nov 24Reply

carwu Hello! Just wanted to update you your package has been picked up by the post this morning and should arrive to you within the next couple of days. Thank you so much for being patient! ☺️

Feb 04Reply

cosmicmoon26 😛😂

May 27Reply

wrforrest Love your closet!!

Sep 17Reply

andamooka @kyetaka thanks for selling me the gorgeous puka mermaid necklace. The size made it a little too close to my throat so I'll gift it to a friend and will look to purchase something a little longer from your closet in the time ahead. Kind regards Jane

Oct 16Reply

pinkcrocodile Kye, love the items/selection in your closet!

Oct 19Reply

tobyoshi1028 I love Goldie too,but methinks he keeps trading for younger models. oh well he's a great actor ya know ego...

Dec 10Reply

divynestock Nice hook 😂 Very clever...ya got me. This earth girl loves this face.

Dec 11Reply

kyetaka @tobyoshi1028 I know! I shouldn’t, technically, be too old for him, but since he’s now married to an Olympic gymnast in her 20’s… well, thats it, isn’t it? Sigh. Silly man doesn’t know what he’s missing hahaha

Dec 17Reply

kyetaka @divynestock Mmmmm so yummy!

Dec 17Reply

divynestock @kyetaka indeed 💕

Dec 17Reply

kyetaka @divynestock your closet is sweet!

Dec 17Reply

divynestock @kyetaka Aww I appreciate that. It's definitely eclectic 😂 but I have fun with Poshmark. I've been neglecting my closet so I'm going to try and get more stuff listed, purge some other items and make some bundles of the stuff that's been on here forever. Happy holidays - wishing you closet clearing Sales!

Dec 18Reply

pennyholland Love your listings!

Feb 21Reply

dianamacartist Best intro bio ever!

Mar 07Reply

kyetaka @pennyholland Thank you! I’m a complete fan of your closet, too!

Mar 08Reply

kyetaka @dianamacartist LoL cheers! Gotta love Mr Goldblume!

Mar 08Reply

dianamacartist @kyetaka I’ve always thought he was sexy! Tall, lancky, intellectually nerdy and a bit sensitive.

Mar 08Reply

kyetaka @dianamacartist You nailed it!

Mar 08Reply

wrforrest Lol! Everytime I passed this picture, I thought geez he looks familiar ! Of course he is famous Jeff the man!!

Mar 15Reply

kzapdizal hey lady! so glad you liked your package,. that makes me happy..thanks for the very sweet & favorable review! for the life of me I can't recall exactly which card I sent out w you, if you could kindly remind me, that would be much appreciated... just curious! again, so pleased to hear you're happy about your package. cheers 🖤🙏

Mar 27Reply

patricehead1961 You are Hilarious!! Who in their "right mind" DONT want Jeff!! My Husband had something to say EVERYTIME II watched "The Fly" and I could careless!! I'm 61, and Jeff is (As we say down South) GAWJUS!🤣🤣

Jun 08Reply

royalprincess75 I actually got to meet that hunk of a man at a marie calendar restaurant in Ventura, Ca. Many moons ago. Boy he is a tall dark and handsome man! I do hear he is a gentleman to boot! Good luck with your quest on getting his number. 💕😜

Jul 07Reply