Mad For Better Or Verse By‎ Frank Jacob's 1968 Vintage Book

Mad For Better or Verse - 1968 Written by: Frank Jacobs Cover and Interior Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Known printings: Signet 6 / Warner 3 * The Village Hippie (with apologies to Henry Wadsworth Longfellow) Baseball Types The Pitcher The Catcher The First Baseman The Second Baseman The Shortstop The Third Baseman The Outfielders The Manager * The Night Before Christmas, 1999 or St. Nicholas Meets the Population Explosion (with apologies to Clement Clarke Moore) Poetry in Everyday Life Poetry on the Highway Poetry in Doctor Bills Poetry in Picket Lines Poetry in Model Kit Building * The Phone (with apologies to Edgar Allan Poe) The Mad Zoo The Camel, The Python, The Yak, The Eel, The Tiger, The Aardvark, The Ostrich, The Opossum, The Bat, The Skunk, The Zebra, The Crocodile, The Shrew, The Dolphin * If Famous Poets Had Different Occupations If Rudyard Kipling were a Cookbook Editor If Walt Whitman were a Greeting Card Writer If Robert W. Service wrote the Weather Report If Carl Sandburg were a Baseball Writer Covering The New York Mets If Eugene Field Sold Fresh Fish If William Blake were a TV Critic If Lewis Carroll were a Hollywood Press Agent in the Thirties * The Mad Zodiac Aries the Ram, Taurus the Bull, Gemini the Twins, Cancer the Crab, Leo the Lion, Virgo the Virgin, Libra the Scales, Scorpio the Scorpion, Sagittarius the Archer, Capricorn the Goat, Aquarius the Water-Bearer, Pisces the Fish If (with apologies to Rudyard Kipling) *****In Aged Condition*****