MY HUSBAND ⭐️⭐️⭐️
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He’s tall and 53. In great used condition. A few scratches and some hair loss. Sweet if fed. Beware the Dewars😡.
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brenls
Ha Ha Ha!! Sold!!
This just made my night! Thanks for the laugh! 😂
Jan 10Reply

redmonkey9
@brenls do you know how long he’s been for sale ?!??!? I was beginning to think he’d NEVER sell😉. You are welcome. 😊
Jan 10Reply

brenls
@redmonkey9 You're awesome!! 😂😂
Jan 10Reply

redmonkey9
@brenls I’m just a girl, looking for a man- to sell. Lolololol.
Jan 10Reply

brenls
@redmonkey9 I was looking at Italian shoes and all of a sudden he pops up!!! 😂😂😂
He's a great deal!!
Jan 10Reply

redmonkey9
@brenls well, kind of. He definitely needs some work but I’ve done most of the heavy lifting.
Jan 10Reply

brenls
@redmonkey9 You two Rock! That look on his face is priceless!!
Thanks again for a great laugh!!
Jan 10Reply

redmonkey9
@brenls please share. He’s not going to sell himself. Lol.
Jan 10Reply

luvfitness2
😂😂😂😂
Jan 19Reply

redmonkey9
@luvfitness2 is this a sincere offer? Because I’m really not interested in lookie-loo’s. Bah hahaha!!
Jan 19Reply

ritajetson
@redmonkey9 this is priceless! We should start a posh closet with all our husbands! Thanks for the laughs you both have a great sense of humor lol
Nov 10Reply

redmonkey9
@ritajetson 😆
Nov 10Reply

jackelyyyn
Lol!
Nov 18Reply

agent287
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mar 24Reply

marysitz
🤣🤣🤣
Apr 09Reply

turquoiseoma
@redmonkey9 Bahaha too funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
May 28Reply

tyler_bonds
😂😂😂
Jun 10Reply

corina999999
Hahaha 😂
Jun 21Reply

ellachka4
Can we see the back? Any damage?
Lol soooo funny♥️♥️♥️
Aug 22Reply

redmonkey9
@ellachka4 the back is the damaged part so I purposefully left out pictures ☺️. He’s had repairs but still a little broken.
Aug 22Reply

ellachka4
@redmonkey9 lol I ♥️u!!
“Size” big lol
Aug 22Reply

redmonkey9
@ellachka4 should read XXL. It’s been a few years since I listed him. 😂
Aug 22Reply

carmadreams
Trade?
Aug 30Reply

redmonkey9
@carmadreams let me see urs before I decide lol🤣😂🤣
Oct 17Reply

kingainspace
hahahahaha my mom sent me this! you're inspiring us all
Nov 07Reply

tkeen2013
Hahah. Sooo funny. 😂😂
Nov 11Reply

umismyname3
@redmonkey9 I’m so loving this! To hilarious!
Dec 10Reply

redmonkey9
@umismyname3 thank you!! I can offer free shipping!!
Dec 10Reply

bougietrends
🤣 ok this is awesome!!!
Jan 18Reply

redmonkey9
@bougietrends thank you!! Price is reduced bc I can’t seem to give him away.
Jan 18Reply

bougietrends
@redmonkey9 🤣 want to trade? You don’t have to feed mine. Will come with instructions 👍🏼
Jan 18Reply

redmonkey9
@bougietrends 🤣🤣🤣
Jan 19Reply

southerngal0724
You made me laugh! He looks like he could be scrooge around Christmas, but I bet he's really a nice guy!! Lisa
Mar 30Reply

islandgirl41
Absolutely hilarious!! I think you should keep him. Priceless! ♥️
Apr 23Reply

thrifty_chick1
I was looking up comps for a “Will Sell Husband for Beer” T-shirt that I’m going to post when I saw your husband. Too too funny! 🤣
Jun 05Reply

leah_jane15
I needed a laugh!!
Aug 21Reply

redmonkey9
@leah_jane15 oh sorry, just a laugh? NOT a slightly worn husband? Bummer🤣
Aug 21Reply

redmonkey9
@thrifty_chick1 I’ll sell him for beer- and I don’t even drink beer! Make me an offer!!
Aug 21Reply

leah_jane15
@redmonkey9 but the shipping! And I already have one!
Aug 21Reply

redmonkey9
@leah_jane15 there’s discounted shipping if you can pay immediately. I’ll pack him up now. And just like shoes-can you have too many?
Aug 21Reply

redmonkey9
Actually yes, unfortunately you can. 😥
Aug 21Reply

thrifty_chick1
@redmonkey9 how about $13? Would that work for you? You obviously NEED this shirt since you’re selling him anyway. 😆👌🏻
Aug 21Reply

redmonkey9
@thrifty_chick1 you are my spirit poshmarker. I agree to $13 and I’ll even throw in some caffeine as he loves it.
Aug 21Reply

thrifty_chick1
@redmonkey9 haHa!
Aug 21Reply

thrifty_chick1
@redmonkey9 hey send me the offer and I’ll accept. Can’t figure this shit out. 😂
Aug 21Reply

redmonkey9
@thrifty_chick1 me neither!! Why do you think I can’t sell him off already? ( Beside the obvious)
Aug 21Reply

thrifty_chick1
@redmonkey9 OMG I STILL can’t figure it out. I am on vacation and having a few drinks so that may be the problem. HaHa! I’ll get back to you soon and send the offer. Have a great night!
Aug 21Reply

redmonkey9
@thrifty_chick1 enjoy your vacation!!
Aug 21Reply

crinnynicole
Would you be willing to pay for shipping? Also do you think you could send me an offer of $7?
Mar 24Reply

redmonkey9
@crinnynicole ABSOLUTELY. And THANK YOU FOR YOUR INTEREST!!! I’ll reach out to United airlines. What state are you in? I’ll get him nearby🤣
Mar 24Reply

travelagentlinz
Does he cook and clean? 😂😂😂😂
Dec 19Reply

redmonkey9
@travelagentlinz unfortunately no. That’s why he’s available lol.
Dec 19Reply

travelagentlinz
@redmonkey9 😂😂😂😂
Dec 19Reply

modattic
This made me laugh!! Love it thanks!!
Jul 30Reply

redmonkey9
@modattic Happy to provide a chuckle but please share. I CAN NOT sell him for the life of me!!!! It’s been yearssss……
Jul 30Reply

redmonkey9
@brenls ❤️❤️
Jul 31Reply

girlwcvintage
How do I do this for mine?
Jul 31Reply

redmonkey9
@sanielunderwood easy peasy. List by country of origin. We all have our own preferences 😂. Have a great night!
Jul 31Reply

fire_and_whimsy
@redmonkey9 just stumbled across this amazing listing. SHARED. Here’s hoping for a sale soon 🤞🏼
Jan 16Reply

redmonkey9
@frflywhmsyshop 🤣🤣
Jan 16Reply

ktherrick
This is hilarious
Feb 16Reply

redmonkey9
@ktherrick 😊😂😊
Feb 16Reply

nicolep2323
Best listing ever!! 🤣🤣
Jul 22Reply

girlwcvintage
what did he do to get his price reduced?🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jul 07Reply

redmonkey9
@girlwcvintage breathe
Jul 10Reply
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