MJ Hummel Goebel Rare VTG Girl Doll, Creepy Yankee Swap, Holiday Office Gag Gift

The doll that makes fruitcake look like a safe choice. Forget candles or wine—this is the Yankee Swap item that will haunt your coworkers forever. She’s rubber, she’s German, and she’s got the kind of pursed lips that say “I know what you did last Christmas.” Whether you’re aiming for laughs, gasps, or HR complaints, this Goebel girl delivers. She’s equal parts collectible folk art and nightmare fuel, guaranteed to be stolen, re‑stolen, and finally abandoned on someone’s desk until March. Retail: $85 Features • MJ Hummel Goebel Vintage Girl doll • Porcelain face with pursed lips + blue eyes that follow you around the room • Blonde braids with red ribbons + blue headscarf • Traditional folk dress with puffed sleeves and patterned apron • Gold Goebel medallion attached • Vibe bullet: Holiday swap meets haunted heirloom energy Measurements Height: 11” Width: 5” Goebel Hummel doll, creepy Yankee Swap gift, holiday gag gift, porcelain folk art, vintage German doll, MJ Hummel collectible, office party gift idea, white elephant,