Lipstick Design Shoulder Crossbody Or Clutch

Please read the entire description for safety warnings and recommendations. The elusive, rare, and highly coveted, red lipstick purse. Rumor has it, there have been more Bigfoot sightings, than of this unbranded beauty! Can you hear that? She screams - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun! I wouldn't be surprised if Cyndi Lauper bids on it. Most definitely made in a basement factory with absolutely no child labor laws being broken. If you are looking for that purse that says I am fun, single, and have 3 cats in a 400sq foot studio, look no further. Perfect for - girls' night out, a Bachelorette party, or a gift for your favorite flamboyantly gay uncle! She is one of a kind and makes an impression! Underneath the lid is a mirror, so you can check your makeup on your morning walk of shame home. The base is a glittery black, reminiscent of sparkly and shining stars dying in the night sky. However, you need to be careful, the boys will come running! Recommendations are you carry it alone. You will need no less than 2, preferably 5, of your friends to help beat, oops, I mean fight off boys. Do you think you have what it takes? Don't wait! She is going to be gone faster than your last boyfriend! Remember this will be the one piece you can own, and rest assured you'll never see another like it. Now break the rules and get ready for some crazy nights and amazing stories! Measures 8x3x3 so it's the perfect size. Not too long and has a nice girth! Approx 9" H x 3 " W x 3 " D