Levi's 721 Skinny Jeans, 27 Waist, 30 Leg

Where you’d wear them: Everywhere but your house and probably formal events or religious services. Flatters your assets, pockets big enough for your phone and keys. Do take a bit of wiggling to get in and out, and you’ll want to sit down or grab hold of something. Date night disclaimer: Do not attempt removal either standing or with a potential partner present. You may be able to gracefully shimmy your legs out, but you *will* need two hands to get your foot through the cuff. There will likely be awkward one-legged skinny jeans flamingo hopping going on. This will be hilarious, but not necessarily make the impression you’re going for. Avoid fragile lamps and decor, particularly after alcohol. Good quality, dark-wash skinny jeans, quite a bit of stretch. 27 waist size, same as shown on Levi’s site. Really can fit quite a bit in the pockets. Goes well with: Boots, more boots, all the boots; domestic beers (long-neck), places you don’t want to need your a purse or bag.