Lehman Brothers Black Canvas Work Bag Corporate Collapse Chic, Finance Bro Grail

The Only Asset At Lehman Still Holding Value (Kind Of) Carry your laptop and the weight of the 2008 financial crisis with this vintage Lehman Brothers canvas brief case / laptop bag. It’s got wear at the corners—just like their reputation—but still holds up better than their balance sheet. Wear it to your accounting internship, econmics class or just to remind people what happens when risk management takes a smoke break. Equal parts practical and sarcastic, its the ideal accessory for finance bros, meme collectors or anyone who enjoys a good dose of corporate downfall humor Features & Fit: • Black fabric exterior with embroidered “Lehman Brothers” logo • Adjustable shoulder strap for hands-free regret • Front zipper pocket for stashing receipts and denial • Dual buckle closures to keep your secrets secure • Good condition with wear at corners (adds character, like a failed bailout), but everything is functional. Clean interior, ready for your laptop, snacks, or existential dread Measurements (Approx): • Length: 16” • Depth: 3.5” expands to 6.5” • Height: 12” Keywords : Lehman Brothers, ironic laptop bag, finance meme, Wall Street fail, corporate satire, vintage banking gear, financial crisis merch, disgraced firm collectible, ironic office accessory, black laptop bag, finance fail fashion, wall street collapse-core, business satire, bad investment aesthetic, • 💼 Corporate Collapse Core • 🖤 Dark Finance Humor • 📉 Wall Street Wreckage • 🧳 Satirical Business Casual