Knickerbocker Vintage Design Pink Shorts with Pineapple Print - Flex 29

I'm often guilty of going the safe route with shorts — grays, blues, tan, etc. This is not that. From Knickerbocker Vintage Design, these flat front, 9-inch inseam shorts come in a classic pale pink design with repeated patterns of black (blue?) pineapples on the front and back (and even the waistband). Size is labeled ++ Flex 29". They have a good amount of stretch so they're more the 32-inch to 33-inch range. 98% cotton, 2% spandex. Button with zipper in front. Two side pockets and belt loops. Two back-pockets with button closures. Originally $50. Kind of interesting fact: Pineapples contain bromelain, an enzyme that can tenderize meat (and sometimes gives your tongue a tingling feeling). Also, they taste good.