Jets Pizza Drawstring Backpack

What says pussy magnet louder than a backpack reppin' the most fine pizza a suburban parent can buy?? Just look at this bag, you could carry at least 800 magnums in here since you will be the biggest guy in the room with a bag like this. Do you know the definition of ergonomic? It's the feeling you'll get when you put this bag on and all the ladies make you sit down so they can squat on your face. Price is definitely negotiable, let's make a deal! Thanks for lookin' 🌚