“If This Candle Is Lit, the House is Clean. Don’t Touch Anything.” Funny Candle

Let the candle speak so you don’t have to. This hilarious soy wax candle by Soletree is for anyone who’s just deep-cleaned and dares someone—anyone—to mess it up. The label reads: “If this candle is lit. The house is clean. Don’t touch Anything.” It’s the perfect blend of sass, minimalism, and home decor humor. Great gift for clean freaks, neat freaks, and moms on the edge.