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datpiff99
@somemeanin
Sep 30Reply

somemeanin
😶 You've reduced me to ... quoting bumperstickers: "Be Alert!" - one blared in stalled traffic, only to be gagged by its companion: "We Need More Lerts." At 13, I found this ingenuity uproarious, and so, it stuck. Now, at 29 (Rounded to the nearest hundredth.) ― I regretfully find my Lert-ish-full-ness leanings resulted in my 'ghosting' you for a buncha days.
Oct 07Reply

somemeanin
😶Being a Lert is a singular experience because there is no math involved. The sad effect of the Missing "A” and its corresponding reduction in inattentiveness is a new improved form of PMS: The kind that creeps in at 29 (it's NFL math.) I'd not mind having that Scarlett Letter billboarded upon me for increased mindfulness toward those I consider The Best in Show in my life ― disarming Dat, and premiering Piff, showcasing with a "Twin the Spin" style (the album SO matches the design).🌹
Oct 08Reply

datpiff99
@somemeanin 👏👏👏👏👏 this is the genius we need around here!
Oct 08Reply

purplegiraffe33
I’m obsessed with your closet and words! 💫🦒
Feb 10Reply

somemeanin
🍴Don't follow your dreams. Run them over with your Food Truck instead.
Feb 11Reply

datpiff99
@somemeanin 😂😂😂😂 new poster found in every fourth grade classroom
Feb 11Reply

somemeanin
@datpiff99 🍴I expect on your return label to see as your new address, where parked.
Feb 11Reply

somemeanin
❤️I just returned to my (usually inactive) closet after experiencing the Happiness Vibe just by being in yours - and here's a Host Pick, an upbeat hello from you, a buncha shares ... in short, like I'm a Presidential candidate. After being avoided due to the basher, which I ignored, I feel welcome. Thank you for your Zen. If there's a DP'99 Food Truck Convoy, I wanna be number 100.❤️
Feb 11Reply

somemeanin
Ok luv, so I don't engage in "Follow Games" here, but I'm inviting you to participate in our own private lil weirdo one! How can you resist?! So here's the thing: When I need attention, I holler, "Rain Drop!" 💧And you return fire, "Food Truck!" 🍽Of course, it works in reverse too. Anytime. Anywhere. Call me.💧❤️🍽💪😂🤣
Feb 19Reply

datpiff99
@somemeanin FOOD TRUCK 🍽 entertain me love ❤️
Feb 20Reply

somemeanin
😃Like wow, how'd you buy out most of Serena's pop-up in such a short time? (👏🏻 - The sound of one hand clapping.) I think you're brilliant, as obviously the tennis circuit can be a nomad Foodie Trucker's dream. Everything on the menu's made with "Love" and we "Serve" nearly as fast as Serena, whether it's "Match-Stick" fries or veggies, shrimp fresh off the "Net" or our "Deuce," a double something TBD. A "Spruce Deuce" maxes it out. (i'm gonna drive you nuts.)😁
Feb 20Reply

somemeanin
❄️☃️🌨🆘⚠️ Also, and this is a BIG BTW, are you doin okay in this weather? It occurred to me that you may be in the immediate path of this newest brutality, and that I wasn't thoughtful enuf to even inquire. And you needn't respond to all my dummy-ness that flows here; it passes the time. I mean, I could be selling but i'd rather talk. That said, however, lemme know you're upright and breath-in' the air.❤️
Feb 20Reply

datpiff99
@somemeanin hi 👋 thank you!!! I am alive! I am home safe. There is snow but it's not as bad as the news portrays it! It's rather pretty ❤️❤️❤️❤️ how you?
Feb 21Reply

somemeanin
@datpiff99 𗁧𗁡I'm better now, hearing from you! I've wondered if the national news hasn't disserviced us somewhat, in that it's capable of panic induction by airing the intricacies of 49-car wreckages unavailable to my locals comin' at me with five powerful watts. So glad you're safe; I love rubber duckies, not sittin' ones.🐥
Feb 21Reply

lifeinthepink
@somemeanin 😂😂😂😎
Mar 07Reply

somemeanin
@datpiff99 I added an embellished Food Truck tee prototype to my App listing since you need to roll with that kinda thinkin, seein as how rich you are. Mayhap ‘stead of a poolie atop the Truck, however, we should install a dance studio for the Ballerina. That was a design flaw and an architectural oversight. ‘Course, creative as we are, no reason we can’t flood it by day for the pool, drain for dance and even ice it for skating in winter❄️Hallelujah
Mar 27Reply

datpiff99
@somemeanin commission the dance studio! I’ll be at the pool. I’ll order you a coffee / wine. Call off all associates for the day and meet me on the lounge chairs!
Mar 28Reply

somemeanin
@datpiff99 🎉 I think I already must’ve been doing just that. Afterall, I was indulging the lounge thing, which for me is nomenclature, such that I was all social while you were working. (I have sooo much Lilly, I should ship it to you to get all matchy-matchy and get truckin’. It’s all new but too big.) Off to do horse shoes and he’s got a dental today too; hope your day is a swell one - ride the wave.🐬🌊
Mar 28Reply

datpiff99
@somemeanin OMG WE NEED MATCHING LILLY SPACE SUITS! Call everybody back on! No more lounging! Let’s get to stitching! 2 matching suits! Here we go! 💕
Mar 28Reply

somemeanin
@datpiff99 As a bonus, we’d like them to fit us women this time NASA.
Mar 28Reply

datpiff99
@somemeanin yes! Watch out. Us ladies are coming aboard. Make room NSSA
Mar 28Reply

datpiff99
@somemeanin ***NASA ( see this why I need you)
Mar 28Reply

somemeanin
@datpiff99 I believe we prop one another like a well-constructed sandwich sign. You are also 🆙, and 🆒, and real 🆗. There’s no prefab for the rest of it. You are organized, a caretaker, a hard-worker and disciplined. You are mannerly and considerate. Summarily speaking, you are all that I am not.💤
Mar 29Reply

datpiff99
@somemeanin hmm girl. I need you. We are a team. You are the glue that keeps our sign standing UP tall. You are loyal, constant and reliable. I can count on you. Plus you are tons of fun. And clever. And smart. And lovable❤️
Mar 29Reply

somemeanin
@datpiff99 💤 ..... ***Le sigh*** ..... you must be starin’ down the barrel of a borin’ Friday night sayin’ as you do.
How. Ever.
Grins allaround. :) :)
Mar 29Reply

somemeanin
Hey Dude-ess! (Our fave love-on-each-other-but-save-the drool appelation b/t us gal roomies when I was in college; one roomie was a mouthwatering French major, rode a Vespa and was our first Rainbow - I was very proud of her - and adored making her lined-around-the-block GFs jealous when she needed me to role-play sometimes🌝; the other roomie was a rugger and terrorized even the men’s team. But I digress...that was 1983, gulp)
Apr 07Reply

somemeanin
...My point, and yes, Ellen, I DO have one, is that I have an inquiry of my Amabassador BPoshFF, is that okay? I have some listings that I’d like you to lay hands on.
Apr 07Reply

somemeanin
My idea is that the listings I’d like to apprentice to you, I will tag you in the first comment upon completion. When you’ve a minute, if you’re agreeable and up to it, or disagreeable might be better, might you review and opine on this listing you’ve created (not mine for the obvious: I don’t want my closet in condemnation proceedings.) If there’s a specific issue, I’ll follow the tag w/a comment here, so you’ll know whassup. In return, I’ll recommend you to God.
Apr 07Reply

datpiff99
@somemeanin damn lady 83’ was a wild year! I love the idea! Here are my thoughts on the taco purse: I love what you have to say, but I’m not a customer. Unfortunately reading is not popular. Customers a less likely to compute the information in a “large” paragraph. I recommend spoon feeding short bullet points.
Apr 07Reply

datpiff99
@somemeanin also your photos are beautiful and vibrant! To avoid confusion over what is being sold I like to use only one cool photo for the cover shot. The rest I do as boring “stock photos”
Apr 07Reply

somemeanin
Well, I’ve blundered meself. Helping a newbie with satin slipper feat (ha! my own material, Dat...oh groan...) anyway, her satin shoes weren’t two sizes, her feet were. She needed a stretcher. Her Seller wasn’t responsive but tahdah! I’m all about the shoutin’ not the sellin’ - so I offered up some options. Then it must be Bad Pun Saturday in the Park as I ended - and sent - w/o proofing: “And I do hope the foo shits.” ***Le sigh***
Apr 13Reply

jahmariposa
@whymisssarah
Jun 30Reply
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