HUGE SALE! and 40% OFF

HIRING: Exclusive Shopper/Buyer Position! We Interrupt Your Posh Scroll for an Urgent Announcement! California Clothes & Home is desperately seeking to fill the most critical position in our organization: Exclusive Shopper/Buyer. This job requires minimal effort but offers maximum rewards. Your Job Duties (Prepare to be Overwhelmed by Ease): 1. Job Requirement 1 (The Easiest): Scroll through our closet and Like ONE item. • Your Reward: We'll immediately send you a hiring bonus of 30% OFF that item + discounted shipping. Congratulations, you're hired! 2. Job Requirement 2 (The Promotion): Feel free to Like TWO or more items. • Your HUGE Reward: You've earned a promotion! We're sending you 40% OFF your entire bundle AND FREE Shipping! (Yes, we cover the postage, provided your haul is under 5 lbs—don't break the mail carrier!) Apply today by liking something you love! Your new job is waiting. 😉 (P.S. This is not a real job, just a fun way to get MASSIVE discounts!)