Guardian Bear Set | Holy, Scented & Suspicious

Somewhere between a Hallmark ornament aisle and your great aunt’s lavender-scented curio cabinet, these two angelic relics made a pact to protect your soul and maybe your sock drawer. First up,we’ve got a Guardian Angel Bear from Jeane’s Things,Inc.(1999). She’s a magnet and an ornament, because why choose just one when Y2K anxiety gave us both? She’s ready to guard your fridge, your heart, or your holiday tree—whatever needs gentle judgment and gold tinsel energy. Bonus: There’s a spot above “Guardian Angel” to write your name, your ex’s name, or the name of the demon you’re actively keeping at bay. Then there’s this “You’re an Angel” Sweet-Smelling Sachet by Sheri Nickell (1992). She’s pink, poofy, sparkly, and yes—she still smells like Grandma’s powder room and the last time life made sense. She’s soft, subtle, and suspiciously optimistic. Would absolutely sit on your dashboard while you scream in traffic. Both are vintage. Both are in excellent condition for their age (aren’t we all just doing our best?). Perfect for: •Scented shrine starters •Sentimental goths •Altars, lockers, glove compartments, or ironic art installations •The friend who sends you angel memes unironically Bonus Points: •These gals pair beautifully with your nostalgia-core shelf or chaotic kitchen aesthetic. •No, the little metal display stand isn’t included—I literally grabbed it off my shelf to make them pose. These girls refused to sit still like they were in a Victorian painting. Respect.