Greeting Card from Cards Against Humanity - Three Dollars

Cards Against Humanity occasion card by Clickhole. For millions of years, humans have used greeting cards in order to express complex emotions such as, “It's Christmas, “I received the hat you sent me on my birthday, and it is fine." Now, for the first time ever, it is possible to own a greeting card for every possible occasion. Cards are so good that you don't even need to put money in them! Wow! Made of heavy cardstock. Front: Hello. I have decided to mail you three dollars (enclosed). Inside: Please do not ask why, as it is private. HERE’S WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT THESE AMAZING CARDS! "I sent one of these cards to my brother and later my brother fell off the roof. I don't know if those things were connected." "There were no scorpions in the box, which I really appreciated” “As someone with a busy lifestyle, these cards are a quick and easy way to let my friends and family know that I sort of care about them." Helpful Tips for How to Use Greeting Cards: * Always check a greeting card for ticks before sending. * Avoid sending greeting cards to animals, as they are illiterate. * Resist putting anthrax in the card, even though it's a really good prank. * It is considered a thoughtful gesture to fill your greeting card with money, a gift card, several bugs, some loose batteries, a glove, chicken bones, and/ or seeds. * The cards in this box are not scented. If your card is emitting an odor, discard it immediately.