George Simonton (Probably) Textured Longline Blazer Coat – Size 1X-ish

George Simonton (Probably) Textured Longline Blazer Coat – Size 1X-ish – Black Beauty in Disguise Are you feeling mysterious, textured, and chic? Enter this "Who Am I?" George Simonton (I think) black longline blazer coat that's equal parts dramatic matriarch and art teacher on a field trip. Tags are gone but the vibes? Immaculate. 🖤 Size: Estimated 1X – see photos for measurements (don't worry, we brought the tape measure and the math) 🖤 Color: Moody Black with subtle checkerboard texture (yes, you can absolutely win style points here) 🖤 Details: – Silky soft outer with raised woven texture – Silver-tone buttons that whisper "I could be expensive" – Longline cut = dramatic entrances guaranteed – Functional pockets for snacks, secrets, or revenge plots 🎭 Style it over a sleek dress, wide-leg trousers, or your fiercest leggings. Throw on some boots and you're basically the stylish ghost of autumn past. 📸 Modeled only in spirit, but it's very likely to earn you compliments from strangers and exes alike. Keywords for our SEO gods: #GeorgeSimonton #PlusSizeStyle #TexturedCoat #LonglineBlazer #WomensCoat1X #ChicLayering #MinimalistStyle #BlackJacket #OfficeToOpera #FallFashion Ships quickly from our non smoking pet free home!