Funny Peacock Quote Sign – “I Wish I Were a Peacock” – Hanging Decor

Add a touch of humor to your home or office with this cheeky little sign! Made of sturdy particle board with a natural wood-tone finish, it features the laser-engraved quote: “I wish I were a peacock, so I could roll all 100 ass eyes at you.” Complete with a jute twine hanger, this piece is perfect for hanging in a kitchen, entryway, office, or anywhere you want to spark a smile (or an eye roll). Details: • Material: Particle wood / MDF • Color: Natural tan wood tone with dark brown engraved text and peacock graphic • Size: Approximately 6.5” wide x 4.5” tall (see photos for scale) • Hanging twine attached and ready to display • Lightweight and easy to hang Condition: Excellent pre-owned condition with minimal signs of wear. No cracks or chips. Style Tags: Funny Sign • Peacock Decor • Farmhouse Humor • Rustic Wall Art • Office Humor • Gag Gift • Laser Engraved Sign • Handmade Look