Fruit of the Loom Men's L Gray LaPorte Slicers High School Tee Softspun Cotton

Grabbed it just before a guy said, "Babe, should I?" Vintage high school pride locked into a Fruit of the Loom Softspun tee — LaPorte Slicers front and center, full retro gym class energy. Light gray, lightweight, and loud enough to make any former rival school flinch. Excellent condition. 90% cotton / 10% poly. Made in El Salvador. LaPorte Slicers graphic in that classic orange-red varsity font. **Measurements (excellent condition):** - Chest (pit to pit): 21" - Sleeve (shoulder to cuff): 8.5" - Length (back collar to hem): 29" This thing belongs in a gym bag, not a landfill. "LaPorte Slicers" sounds like a high school that wins state *and* still shaves with a straight razor. Shipped right — packed by a functioning adult, not someone on their lunch break. Smoke-free lair.