Floral Fantasy Jewelry Case

Anthropologie titled this floral zip-closed cylinder the Fiona Jewelry Case, no doubt imagining Shrek's bride used this to secret away the baubles she brought from the castle that no longer fit her rotund green form. It works nicely for storing or organizing earrings, rings, pins, Rocks That Look Like Human Teeth(TM), actual teeth, a lock of someone's hair for a potion, and hair ties for when you are wristless or your cat eats them and requires a $4,000 surgery and a moratorium on leaving hair elastics around your house. Why buy this when you could buy some acrylic crap from Amazon or The Home Edit's collection at The Container Store? Jeff Bezos doesn't need any more money. Our planet doesn't need any more acrylic crap lying around. This case has panache. Buying from me, a human American person, puts money back into our economy. I'm definitely going to spend it on other Poshmark goods (I've never cashed out.), keeping the platform and our glorious secondhand economy going.