Energie Mystery Jacket

This jacket is so rare that I am not certain it actually exists, despite the fact that I am holding it, right now. Featuring marching band-style trim down the front and a quilted lining, this heavy coat is perfectly stylish and warm. The only issue is that it smells like it is haunted by a mechanic, hence the outrageous price drop. But, hey, it's being sold for a good cause (the Haus/Church of Good Deeds), so maybe you could just smudge it? You certainly won't find smoother like it. I've looked.